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March 07 2017

23:00

colourofoctober:

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

17:56

ziraseal:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

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bouncinglittleprincess:

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

15:24
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theemberislandplayahs:

I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

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darlingcap:

@ SteveRogers - sorry we got distracted 

15:23
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15:23

sapphosapphics:

also: happy women’s history month to every trans woman
you’re constantly erased from history and pushed out of women’s spaces but you belong there and you have always been important parts of history.
let’s not forget trans women this year.

15:22
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ahellofapilot:

viralthings:

A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

This is my favorite sign.

15:22

donnaimmaculata:

zoinomiko:

daily-batty-dose:

spookyloop:

anaisnein:

Today I learned that the university of Coimbra in Portugal has a great 18th-century library, the Biblioteca Joanina, that maintains a colony of bats to effectively control the population of paper-eating insects called papirófagos. These bats are less than an inch long. They roost during the day behind the bookcases and come out at night. There doesn’t seem to be any English word for papirófago, a cursory search turns up no details about what sort of insect they are, and ngl I am slightly concerned about them as a phenomenon. But I think my overarching point here is clear: 

This library keeps tiny bats that look after the books.

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I’m here for tiny bats saving books.

Aaaahhh!!

What good and noble tiny flitters!!!! <3

My nayme is Batt
And wen its nite
On sylente wings
I flye to fite

The lybrarie’s
My battlefielde
Papir’fagoes
Haffe to be killed

My foes emerge
From payper nooks
I eate them all

I sayve the books

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theboneylibrarian:

imaginarykangaroohorns:

francesvhale:

lordticklefish:

23devil:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

marriage is fucked up

Evil Spirit: FUCK, THERE’S 8 WOMEN ALL WEARING THE SAME COLORED DRESS AND ONE IN WHITE, FUCKING WHICH ONE IS THE DAMN BRIDE?! DAMN IT, FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT OF HERE

actually originally the bride and all the bridesmaids wore the exact same dress and veiled their faces heavily. Which one was exactly the bride wasn’t revealed until the very last minute.

I love this so much
Groom’s bff: bro id die for u and ur wife
Bride’s bff: lets confuse the fuck out of these spirits

“If anyone should have any reason why these two should not be wed they must first defeat the Best Man in single combat.”

15:19

moronji:

moronji:

wheres the vine of the guy singing “i want to see my little boy” and theres a guy holding a cat and he says “here he comes” and then the guy sings the first part again while zooming in on the cat,,,,,, i swear this vine exists its by the same ppl who did the you better watch out vine

15:18
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blind-diode:

odinsblog:

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

this is the shit

15:18

usbdongle:

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

15:17

preservable:

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

15:17

self-harm is (but not limited to):

avpdkicking:

• making yourself sleep deprived
• making yourself cold (not wearing warm clothes in the winter, sleeping without a blanket etc)
• not eating
• not drinking
• eating too much
• not looking before crossing the street
• scratching
• letting your skin be dry & break easily
• picking at skin
• over-exercising
• substance abuse
• over-working yourself
• making yourself go out and do things even though you’re exhausted
• putting yourself in anxiety-inducing situations (even if you have a choice to stay out of them)
• triggering yourself
• purposefully angering someone who you know will yell at you
• entering relationships you don’t want to be in/being around people you don’t want to be around
• having sex when you don’t want to
• setting yourself punishments
• not giving yourself time
• not letting yourself spend time with the people you love & know will be good to you

stop assuming that self-harm is visible and easy to notice.

15:16

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

15:15
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fatbruja:

fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/
loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex

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lgbt-history-archive:

“ABOLISH ALL ANTI-GAY LAWS! LAVENDAR PEOPLE” – “NONE OF US IS FREE UNTIL ALL OF US ARE FREE,” Christopher Street West Parade, West Hollywood, California, June 1972. Photo by Cathy Cade, c/o Bancroft Library, U.C. Berkeley (@ucberkeleyofficial). #lgbthistory #HavePrideInHistory #CathyCade (at West Hollywood, California)

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